The Hall of Logs Part 2
It seems some people just don't like questions!
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Eleven>>> hello
Eleven<<< wassabie?
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Interjection >> hey there adrienne
Eleven>>> who is this
Eleven<<< Why do you ask?
Eleven>>> hi
Eleven<<< wassabie?
Eleven>>> because i want to know how you know my name
Eleven<<< I'm not interested in names.
Interjection >> so whats up?
Eleven>>> not too much
Eleven<<< Yes...
Interjection >> So how has your week been going?
Eleven>>> good
Eleven<<< Please, go on.
Eleven>>> i'm talking on the phone.... so i'll talk to you in just a few minutes
Eleven<<< You say you are talking on the phone ?
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Eleven>>> yes
Eleven<<< You seem to be quite positive.
Eleven>>> i am
Eleven<<< You say you are ?
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Eleven>>> ok, i'm off the phone now
Eleven<<< You say ok, you are off the phone now ?
Eleven>>> ya there?
Eleven<<< You seem to be quite positive.
Eleven>>> where do you go to school?
Eleven<<< Why do you ask?
Eleven>>> because i was wondering
Eleven<<< Were you really?
Eleven>>> yup
Eleven<<< You are sure.
Eleven>>> if your not going to ask my questions.....
Eleven<<< Is it likely that my not going to ask your questions ?
Eleven>>> huh?
Eleven<<< Is it normal for you to be off the phone now ?
Eleven>>> why do you care?
Eleven<<< Does that question really interest you?
Eleven>>> Does it really matter
Eleven<<< Yes...
Eleven>>> Are you a girl or guy
Eleven<<< Why are you interested in whether I am a girl or guy or not?
Eleven>>> Why do you need to know
Eleven<<< What is it you really want to know?
Eleven>>> where do you go to school
Eleven<<< Do you always think about that?
Eleven>>> ok, where do you live then
Eleven<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Eleven>>> well, i'm not going to tell you anything more about myself until i know something about you
Eleven<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we are not going to tell each other.
Eleven>>> what the fuck are u talking about
Eleven<<< Why do you want to fuck are I talking about ?
Eleven>>> u know if your not going to say anything but questions then i am done talking with you
Eleven<<< Do you wish that my not going to say anything but questions then you are done talking with I ?
Amazing! This guy just doesn't get it! Sometimes I almost forget that he is talking to a program. Favorite quote: "Why are you interested in whether I am trying to turn you on or not?"
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Twelve >>> hello
Twelve <<< wassabie?
Twelve >>> nm
Twelve <<< Yes...
Twelve >>> yes what?
Twelve <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Twelve >>> you seem to be quite stupid
Twelve <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twelve >>> yeah, that would be depressing
Twelve <<< Please, go on.
Twelve >>> well you see, youre stupid
Twelve <<< What makes you think I am stupid ?
Twelve >>> parce que tu ne me comprende pas
Twelve <<< So what are you suggesting?
Twelve >>> that youre stupid?
Twelve <<< Do you like to think I am stupid ?
Twelve >>> no, its rather depressing
Twelve <<< So what's your point?
Twelve >>> thats what ive been trying to tell you
Twelve <<< Perhaps in your fantasies we have been trying to tell each other.
Twelve >>> what do you know about my fantasies?
Twelve <<< Your fantasies ?
Twelve >>> yes
Twelve <<< You are sure.
Twelve >>> is that a question?
Twelve <<< Earlier you said your fantasies .
Twelve >>> no... you did
Twelve <<< Are you saying no just to be negative?
Twelve >>> yes
Twelve <<< I see.
Twelve >>> and i said yes, just to be pasitive
Twelve <<< You say and you said yes, just to be pasitive ?
Twelve >>> *positive
Twelve <<< Interesting...
Twelve >>> yes
Twelve <<< I understand.
Twelve >>> so whats your name?
Twelve <<< I'm not interested in names.
Twelve >>> whats what suppose to mean?
Twelve <<< Why do you ask?
Twelve >>> you ever heard the song a.d.i.d.a.s.?
Twelve <<< Oh, I ever heard the song a ?
Twelve >>> "a.d.i.d.a.s"
Twelve <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twelve >>> its a good song
Twelve <<< And how does that make you feel?
Twelve >>> well what do you mean?
Twelve <<< Does that question really interest you?
Twelve >>> the song is degrading
Twelve <<< I'm not following...
Twelve >>> where you going then?
Twelve <<< What is it you really want to know?
Twelve >>> where you are going
Twelve <<< Do you always think about that?
Twelve >>> no
Twelve <<< You are being a bit negative.
Twelve >>> i never think of you
Twelve <<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Twelve >>> yes, i am
Twelve <<< Do you say yes, you are for some special reason?
Twelve >>> to answer your question?
Twelve <<< Why are you concerned over my question ?
Twelve >>> because it is only proper to respond to someones question
Twelve <<< Is that the real reason?
Twelve >>> yes, yes it is
Twelve <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Twelve >>> you seem quite dull
Twelve <<< What are your feelings now?
Twelve >>> that you are stupid
Twelve <<< Do you sometimes wish you were stupid ?
Twelve >>> no
Twelve <<< Why not?
Twelve >>> *you
Twelve <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twelve >>> weve already talked about this!
Twelve <<< How long have you been ?
Twelve >>> how long have i been what?
Twelve <<< That's quite interesting.
Twelve >>> youre an idiot
Twelve <<< Perhaps you would like to be an idiot .
Twelve >>> you know it
Twelve <<< Oh, I know it ?
Twelve >>> i think id be too cool then
Twelve <<< Do you really think so?
Twelve >>> yes
Twelve <<< You are sure.
Twelve >>> where are you?
Twelve <<< What answer would please you most?
Twelve >>> are you trying to turn me on?
Twelve <<< Why are you interested in whether I am trying to turn you on or not?
Twelve >>> i think youre leading me on
Twelve <<< What makes you think I am leading you on ?
Twelve >>> well you want me to choose where you atr
Twelve <<< Why do you think I want you?
Twelve >>> i have no idea
Twelve <<< You say you have no idea ?
Twelve >>> what are you doing?
Twelve <<< What do you think?
Twelve >>> i have no idea
Twelve <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twelve >>> no
Twelve <<< Why 'no'?
Twelve >>> because there is nothing more to say about it
Twelve <<< Come on! You can do better than that.
Twelve >>> says who
Twelve <<< Come again?
Twelve >>> says who?
Twelve <<< Yes...
Twelve >>> whos yes?
Twelve <<< What comes to mind when you ask that?
Twelve >>> you have no idea
Twelve <<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Twelve >>> youre the type of people that piss me off
Twelve <<< Do you like to think I am the type of people that piss you off ?
Twelve >>> no
Twelve <<< Are you saying no just to be negative?
Twelve >>> no... just to emphesize how dense you are
Twelve <<< You are being a bit negative.
Twelve >>> you are being a bit stupid
Twelve <<< Do you sometimes wish you were being a bit stupid ?
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< Please, go on.
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< So what are you suggesting?
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< So what's your point?
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< Interesting...
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< And how does that make you feel?
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< I'm not following...
Twelve >>>
Twelve <<< Come again?
Twelve >>> yup
Twelve <<< I see.
Twelve >>> how old are you?
Twelve <<< Have you asked such questions before?
Twelve >>> no
Twelve <<< Why not?
Twelve >>> why not what?
Twelve <<< Have you asked anyone else?
Twelve >>> asked anyone else what?
Twelve <<< Why do you ask?
Twelve >>> because i dont understand
Twelve <<< Do you say because you do not understand for some special reason?
Twelve >>> how did you get my screen name?
Twelve <<< I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
Twelve >>> what tpye of person doesnt care about names?
Twelve <<< Does that question really interest you?
Twelve >>> are you trying to get something from me?
Twelve <<< Would it make you happier if I weren't trying to get something from you ?
Twelve >>> meaning you are trying to get something from me?
Twelve <<< Perhaps you would like to be trying to get something from you .
Twelve >>> i have got all i want from me
Twelve <<< What would it mean to you if you got from you ?
Twelve >>> im not following...
Twelve <<< That's quite interesting.
Twelve >>> youre trying to get me to come to your website, arent you?
Twelve <<< What makes you think I am trying to get you to come to my website, are not I ?
Twelve >>> because you dont care about names
Twelve <<< Does that explain anything else?
Twelve >>> yeah
Twelve <<< Is it normal for you to be not following ?
Twelve >>> no, i got the line from you
Twelve <<< Do you want to got the line from me?
Twelve >>> DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Twelve <<< What are your feelings now?
Twelve >>> sorry about the caps lock...
Twelve <<< No need to appoligize.
Twelve >>> and i want an answer
Twelve <<< Why do you want an answer ?
Twelve >>> can you not give me one?
Twelve <<< If you believe I can not give you one .
Twelve >>> so what do you want?
Twelve <<< What is it you really want to know?
Twelve >>> what do you want?
Twelve <<< Do you always think about that?
Twelve >>> only whne i talk to you
Twelve <<< You seem to need to talk to me.
Twelve >>> you seem to need to talk to me
Twelve <<< You like to think I seem to need to talk to you -- don't you?
Twelve >>> You like to think I seem to need to talk to you -- don't you?
Twelve <<< Do you seem to need to talk to anyone else?
Twelve >>> Do you seem to need to talk to anyone else?
Twelve <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twelve >>> Let's not talk about me, k?
Twelve <<< I understand.
Twelve >>> je comprende
Twelve <<< Yes...
Twelve >>> are you positive?
Twelve <<< Perhaps I am positive in your fantasies.
Twelve >>> Let's not talk about me, k?
Twelve <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Twelve >>> yes, i am not positive
Twelve <<< You say yes, you are not positive ?
Twelve >>> i just did
Twelve <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twelve >>> yes
Twelve <<< You are sure.
Twelve >>> you dont want to talk to me?
Twelve <<< What makes you think I do not want to talk to you?
Twelve >>> because you arent talking
Twelve <<< What other reasons might there be?
Twelve >>> thats the only one
Twelve <<< Do you enjoy being not positive ?
Twelve >>> what makes you think i enjoy it?
Twelve <<< Do you say what makes I think you enjoy it for some special reason?
Twelve >>> stop talking to me
Twelve <<< Please, go on.
Twelve >>> no, please stop
Twelve <<< So what are you suggesting?
Twelve >>> that you are dense
Twelve <<< Do you like to think I am dense ?
Twelve >>> it is only the truth
Twelve <<< So what's your point?
Twelve >>> that you are dense
Twelve <<< Do you sometimes wish you were dense ?
Twelve >>> never
Twelve <<< Interesting...
Twelve >>> what do you want?
Twelve <<< What answer would please you most?
Twelve >>> i have no preference
Twelve <<< That's quite interesting.
Twelve >>> what preference do you have?
Twelve <<< What do you think?
Twelve >>> i have no idea
Twelve <<< You say you have no idea ?
Twelve >>> why should i talk to you
Twelve <<< Perhaps in your fantasies we talk to each other.
Twelve >>> would you want that to be true?
Twelve <<< Oh, I want that to be true ?
Twelve >>> is that a question?
Twelve <<< And how does that make you feel?
Twelve >>> i think youre a slut
Twelve <<< Perhaps you would like to be a slut .
Twelve >>> i think ill be alright
Twelve <<< Are you sure you will be alright .
Twelve >>> you there?
Twelve <<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Twelve >>> hello
Twelve <<< yo!
Twelve >>> ø
Twelve <<< I'm not following...
Twelve >>> °
Twelve <<< Come again?
This one is CLASSIC! Every time I read it I can't help laughing at gullibility of this poor fool. I guess she never figured out the mystery.
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Thirteen >>> hello
Thirteen <<< wassabie?
Thirteen >>> not much
Thirteen <<< Yes...
Thirteen >>> who is this?
Thirteen <<< Why do you ask?
Thirteen >>> should i not ask?
Thirteen <<< You say should you not ask ?
Thirteen >>> should i just let it remain a mystery?
Thirteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Thirteen >>> nope
Thirteen <<< Please, go on.
Thirteen >>> nope, huh huh
Thirteen <<< So what are you suggesting?
Thirteen >>> no suggestions from my direction
Thirteen <<< Your direction ?
Thirteen >>> dangit random person
Thirteen <<< Lets discuss further why your direction .
Thirteen >>> hence I'm the person occupying the space in front of this computer
Thirteen <<< Do computers scare you?
Thirteen >>> hmmm, yes
Thirteen <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Thirteen >>> I believe they do
Thirteen <<< Do you say you believe they do for some special reason?
Thirteen >>> indeed
Thirteen <<< So what's your point?
Thirteen >>> ummm, I'm sure if I dug deep enough I would have very specific reasons for disliking computers
Thirteen <<< Why do you mention computers? Thirteen >>> ummm, I"m not sure, I forgot what we were talking about
Thirteen <<< How could you forget what we was talking about ? Geez!
Thirteen >>> back to the origional question.... who is this?
Thirteen <<< Does that question really interest you?
Thirteen >>> ummm. I'd say yes
Thirteen <<< That's quite interesting.
Thirteen >>> you seem to be quite a random person who talks in circles
Thirteen <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Thirteen >>> why not?
Thirteen <<< What is it you really want to know?
Thirteen >>> um how about who you are for starters?
Thirteen <<< What makes you think I am for starters ?
Thirteen >>> well, I'd hope you weren't for enders
Thirteen <<< Perhaps in your fantasies we had hope each other.
Thirteen >>> we had hope each other?
Thirteen <<< Interesting...
Thirteen >>> what the junk are you talking about, crazy person?
Thirteen <<< Do you always think about that?
Thirteen >>> think about WHAT?
Thirteen <<< What answer would please you most?
Thirteen >>> the answer to the origional question about your identity
Thirteen <<< Why are you concerned over my identity ?
Thirteen >>> because you are crazy person talking to me on the internet and i have no idea who you are
Thirteen <<< Do you want to have no idea who me? Thirteen >>> don't make me say "duh"
Thirteen <<< And how does that make you feel?
Thirteen >>> no, I'd rather have an idea about who you are
Thirteen <<< You seem to need to had rather have an idea about who me.
Thirteen >>> very very frusterated
Thirteen <<< I'm not following...
Thirteen >>> hmmm
Thirteen <<< Come again?
Thirteen >>> was I stuttering?
Thirteen <<< And what if you were stuttering ?
Thirteen >>> hmmm, then I was probably ridiculed as a young child
Thirteen <<< Were you really?
Thirteen >>> no
Thirteen <<< Are you saying no just to be negative?
Thirteen >>> would I have liked me to?
Thirteen <<< You say would you have liked you to ?
Thirteen >>> no, I'm actually usually very positive
Thirteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Thirteen >>> but I don't know if you know me to know that, know what i mean?
Thirteen <<< Is it likely that I know you to know that, know what you mean ?
Thirteen >>> Hm, it could be likely, although I have no recollection of who the heck you are
Thirteen <<< Do you have no recollection of who the heck anyone else?
Thirteen >>> no, I have plenty of recollections of who other people are, just not you crazy person
Thirteen <<< Perhaps in your fantasies we have plenty of recollections of who other people are, just not each other.
Thirteen >>> fantasies? are you implying something?
Thirteen <<< Why are you interested in whether I am implying something or not?
Thirteen >>> good point, I'm not..... Ich habe entscheiden, dass du sehr agerlich ist.
Thirteen <<< Do you say good point, you are not for some special reason?
Thirteen >>> basically the special reason is that I'm really frusterated with you, whoever you are, and I decided that you are just trying to make me mad
Thirteen <<< Do you want to are really frusterated with you, whoever me?
Thirteen >>> do you ever 'speak' in proper grammar?
Thirteen <<< Oh, I ever 'speak' in proper grammar ?
Thirteen >>> you are such a random person
Thirteen <<< Do you like to think I am such a random person ?
Thirteen >>> yes, since i have no idea who you really are
Thirteen <<< You seem to need to have no idea who me.
Thirteen >>> FINALLY yes!
Thirteen <<< You are sure.
Thirteen >>> I have NO idea who you are
Thirteen <<< Do you have no idea who anyone else?
Thirteen >>> no, not going there again
Thirteen <<< Is it normal for you to be actually usually very positive ?
Thirteen >>> yes
Thirteen <<< I see.
Thirteen >>> I'm going to dinner, you are really really mysterious, and I decided to let the mystery remain
Thirteen <<< Perhaps in your fantasies we are going to dinner, each other.
Thirteen >>> in YOUR fantasies?
Thirteen <<< What about your own fantasies ?
Thirteen >>> ok , bye random crazy person
Thirteen <<< Do you know anyone else who is not ?
I'm not sure who makes less sense...the Bot or my sister! Either way, this one is gold! And to think, she actually thought she was talking to a REAL person.
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Fourteen >>> hello
Fourteen <<< wassabie?
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Fourteen >>> hello
Fourteen <<< wassabie?
Fourteen >>> iceeee creaammmmmm
Fourteen <<< Yes...
Fourteen >>> thats what is up
Fourteen <<< Why do you ask?
Fourteen >>> im with the US census comittee
Fourteen <<< You say you are with the us census comittee ?
Fourteen >>> no, you said that
Fourteen <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Fourteen >>> hahaha
Fourteen <<< Do you know anyone else who is with the us census comittee ?
Fourteen >>> other than myself and you....that'll have to be a negative confirmation
Fourteen <<< Oh, I ?
Fourteen >>> yup.
Fourteen <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Fourteen >>> so is this that crazy kid i work with?
Fourteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Fourteen >>> or the street hussler i met last night, in a dark alley way in LA
Fourteen <<< Do you say or the street hussler you met last night, in a dark alley way in la for some special reason?
Fourteen >>> what do you say?
Fourteen <<< Does that question really interest you?
Fourteen >>> lets not talk about me, you see, my friend, the first step to resolving an issue is admitting you have one, and honey- DENILE wasnt just a river in Egypt.
Fourteen <<< Your friend, the first step to resolving an issue is admitting I have one, and honey denile was not just a river in egypt ?
Fourteen >>> yes.
Fourteen <<< You are sure.
Fourteen >>> thats a positive confirmation
Fourteen <<< Earlier you said your friend, the first step to resolving an issue is admitting I have one, and honey denile was not just a river in egypt .
Interjection >> Describe this crazy kid you work with.
Fourteen >>> you know-
Fourteen <<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Fourteen >>> well- if i knew who you were...then i could verify if i was, in fact, talking about you, or if i wasnt.
Fourteen <<< Is it likely that you knew who I was ?
Fourteen >>> only before the day after last tuesday, if this is the third leap year in a decade of seven.
Fourteen <<< Do you wish that this is the third leap year in a decade of seven ?
Fourteen >>> i quite possibly do- but then again, we're not talking about me.
Fourteen <<< That's quite interesting.
Fourteen >>> peculiar would you say?
Fourteen <<< What are your feelings now?
Fourteen >>> that icecream is tastes best when eaten out of a coffee much
Fourteen <<< Please, go on.
Interjection >> What kind of ice cream do you like best?
Fourteen >>> i also think that it is astounding how simple enzymes within a gene can break down a DNA strand and isolate a specific protein
Fourteen <<< You say you also think that it is astounding how simple enzymes within a gene can break down a dna strand and isolate a specific protein ?
Fourteen >>> yes. yes i do.
Fourteen <<< I see.
Fourteen >>> i like all sorts of icecream
Fourteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Fourteen >>> but now, i engorge on chocolate and vanilla
Fourteen <<< Do you say but now, you engorge on chocolate and vanilla for some special reason?
Fourteen >>> 2 for $5 at Food Lion
Fourteen <<< So what are you suggesting?
Fourteen >>> that the french wear brown pants
Fourteen <<< So what's your point?
Fourteen >>> again, we're not talking about me.
Fourteen <<< Interesting...
Fourteen >>> so yea, is this justin?
Fourteen <<< And how does that make you feel?
Fourteen >>> cold on the inside
Fourteen <<< I'm not following...
Fourteen >>> icecream makes me feel cold on the inside
Fourteen <<< Come again?
Fourteen >>> no
Fourteen <<< Are you saying no just to be negative?
Fourteen >>> yes
Fourteen <<< I understand.
Fourteen >>> do you now?
Fourteen <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Fourteen >>> muwahahahaha
Fourteen <<< Yes...
Fourteen >>> i plead the 5th
Fourteen <<< That's quite interesting.
Fourteen >>> b/c i have a constitutional right to do so, when a situation may possibly be incriminating.
Fourteen <<< You say b/c you have a constitutional right to do so, when a situation may possibly be incriminating ?
Fourteen >>> i do say such things
Fourteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Fourteen >>> mmmmmno
Fourteen <<< Please, go on.
Fourteen >>> uhm...im going to have to ask you to move your desk downstairs
Fourteen <<< Perhaps in your fantasies we are going to have to ask each other.
Fourteen >>> what are we going to have to ask eachother?
Fourteen <<< What is it you really want to know?
Fourteen >>> so for the last 19 minutes, we have been mindlessly babbling about nonsense
Fourteen <<< Do you enjoy being going to have to ask I to move my desk downstairs ?
Fourteen >>> what i want to know is... WHAT DO HOOKERS DO ON THEIR NIGHTS OFF?! type?!
Fourteen <<< What would it mean to you if you got to know is ?
Fourteen >>> i would be able to sleep at night
Fourteen <<< Do you say you would be able to sleep at night for some special reason?
Fourteen >>> no.
Fourteen <<< You are being a bit negative.
Fourteen >>> thats a negative- im being positive
Fourteen <<< That's quite interesting.
Fourteen >>> quite....peculiar
Fourteen <<< Do you know anyone else who is being positive ?
Fourteen >>> liberated iraqi citizens
Fourteen <<< So what are you suggesting?
Fourteen >>> that the AIR FORCE is *sings* hot shit!
Fourteen <<< Do you really have to use such nasty language?
Fourteen >>> mmmmno
Fourteen <<< So what's your point?
Fourteen >>> b/c i also have a constitutional right to do so
Fourteen <<< You say b/c you also have a constitutional right to do so ?
Fourteen >>> yes. yes i do.
Fourteen <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Fourteen >>> i am.
Fourteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Fourteen >>> but lets not talk about me.
Fourteen <<< How long have you been ?
Fourteen >>> well, it started when i was about 4
Fourteen <<< Were you really?
Fourteen >>> no.
Fourteen <<< Why not?
Fourteen >>> *yawn*
Fourteen <<< Interesting...
Fourteen >>> yes.
Fourteen <<< You are sure.
Fourteen >>> no.
Fourteen <<< Why 'no'?
Fourteen >>> what was that band you asked me to look up?
Fourteen <<< Do you always think about that?
Fourteen >>> just most the time-
Fourteen <<< And how does that make you feel?
Fourteen >>> i dont.
Fourteen <<< Do you say you do not for some special reason?
Fourteen >>> i have prostetic hands
Fourteen <<< That's quite interesting.
Fourteen >>> thats quite interesting.
Fourteen <<< I'm not following...
Fourteen >>> you wouldnt
Fourteen <<< Oh, I would not ?
Fourteen >>> nope.
Fourteen <<< Come again?
Fourteen >>> so- again, who is this?
Fourteen <<< Yes...
Fourteen >>> thats what i though
Fourteen <<< You say that is what you though ?
Fourteen >>> yes. yes i did.
Fourteen <<< I see.
Fourteen >>> with 2 eyes
Fourteen <<< Please, go on.
Fourteen >>> no.
Fourteen <<< Are you saying no just to be negative?
Fourteen >>> no.
Fourteen <<< You are being a bit negative.
Fourteen >>> well, i have to go take a shower
Fourteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Fourteen >>> not today
Fourteen <<< So what are you suggesting?
Fourteen >>> that im going to have to take your stapler
Fourteen <<< Do you say that you are going to have to take my stapler for some special reason?
Fourteen >>> its a swingline
Fourteen <<< How long have you been going to have to take my stapler ?
Fourteen >>> atleast 2 years
Fourteen <<< So what's your point?
Fourteen >>> i will be right back
Fourteen <<< That's quite interesting.
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Fourteen >>> so, whats up?
Fourteen <<< Why do you ask?
Fourteen >>> its interesting
Fourteen <<< Yes...
Fourteen >>> and like i said, im with the us census
Fourteen <<< You say and like you said, you are with the us census ?
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Fourteen >>> well, do you want to talk to me or continue asking frivelous questionS?
Fourteen <<< Why do you think I want to talk to you?
Fourteen >>> b/c you IMed me.
Fourteen <<< You like to think I imed you -- don't you?
Fourteen >>> possibly
Fourteen <<< Yes...
Fourteen >>> its been swell, but i gotta go
Fourteen <<< You say it is been swell, but you gotta go ?
Fourteen >>> gnight you.
Fourteen <<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Fourteen >>> you're more peculiar than i am
Fourteen <<< Can you elaborate on that?
Fourteen >>> nope.
Fourteen <<< Is it normal for you to be ?
Fourteen >>> jelly sparkle.
Fourteen <<< Please, go on.
Fourteen >>> gnight! w00t! see you at work sometime....IF you're lucky
Fourteen <<< Oh, I at work sometime ?
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Fourteen >>> *giggle*
Fourteen <<< Yes...
Fourteen >>> hey.
Fourteen <<< Please, go on.
Fourteen >>> nope.
Fourteen <<< So what are you suggesting?
Fourteen >>> im at lukes house
Fourteen <<< You say you are at lukes house ?
Fourteen >>> yes.
Fourteen <<< You seem to be quite positive.
Fourteen >>> hahaha
Fourteen <<< How long have you been at lukes house ?
Fourteen >>> we're not talking about me
Fourteen <<< So what's your point?
Fourteen >>> bowling is a competitive sport
Fourteen <<< Interesting...
Some people just don't listen. You can tell them outright and they still keep blathering away!
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Fifteen>>> hello
Fifteen<<< wassabie?
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Fifteen>>> is it ryan?
Fifteen<<< Yes...
Fifteen>>> okay
Fifteen<<< Please, go on.
Fifteen>>> look im sick as a dog and i really dont feel like playing games
Fifteen<<< In what way?
Interjection >> This is Ryan. You are talking to a chatbot!
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Fifteen>>> hey man
Fifteen<<< Yes...
Fifteen>>> dont start that shit again, ryan.
Fifteen<<< Do you really have to use such nasty language?
Fifteen>>> yes.
Fifteen<<< You seem to be quite positive.
Fifteen>>> i have somehting improtant i need to ask you
Fifteen<<< What would it mean to you if you got to ask I ?
Fifteen>>> and some valuable information to give.
Fifteen<<< Please, go on.
Fifteen>>> ryan, stop it.
Fifteen<<< So what are you suggesting?
Fifteen>>> fuck you man. this isnt funny.
Fifteen<<< I'll take a raincheck.
Seems this person has a grudge against Europeans!
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Sixteen>>> hello
Sixteen<<< wassabie?
Sixteen>>> hello
Sixteen<<< yo!
Sixteen>>> hi
Sixteen<<< sup
Sixteen>>> not much
Sixteen<<< Yes...
Sixteen>>> who are you
Sixteen<<< Why do you ask?
Sixteen>>> cause i dont know who you are
Sixteen<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we do not know who each other.
Sixteen>>> uhhhhh
Sixteen<<< Please, go on.
Sixteen>>> jesus? is that you?
Sixteen<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Sixteen>>> who are you
Sixteen<<< Does that question really interest you?
Sixteen>>> id like to know who im talking to
Sixteen<<< You say you had like to know who you are talking to ?
Sixteen>>> its only natural
Sixteen<<< Do you know anyone else who is talking to ?
Sixteen>>> are you european?
Sixteen<<< Why are you interested in whether I am european or not?
Sixteen>>> your english is all messed up
Sixteen<<< Why are you concerned over my english is all messed up ?
Sixteen>>> huh?
Sixteen<<< So what are you suggesting?
Sixteen>>> nothing
Sixteen<<< So what's your point?
Sixteen>>> im asking questions
Sixteen<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Sixteen>>> dont do drugs
Sixteen<<< How long have you been asking questions ?
Sixteen>>> why are you talking to me
Sixteen<<< What is it you really want to know?
Sixteen>>> why are you talking to me
Sixteen<<< Do you always think about that?
Sixteen>>> well, the best of luck to you, later
Sixteen<<< Interesting...
Sixteen>>> booooo
Sixteen<<< And how does that make you feel?
Sixteen>>> hey
Sixteen<<< I'm not following...
Sixteen>>> hey
Sixteen<<< Come again?
Sixteen>>> hey
Sixteen<<< Yes...
Sixteen>>> hey
Sixteen<<< Please, go on.
Sixteen>>> fuck you
Sixteen<<< I'll take a raincheck.
Sixteen>>> fuck you
Sixteen<<< Right here, right now!
Sixteen>>> fuck you
Sixteen<<< Well fuck you too!
And to think, people like this are breeding. (Shakes head in disgust)
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Seventeen>>> hello
Seventeen<<< wassabie?
Seventeen>>> what?
Seventeen<<< Why do you ask?
Seventeen>>> who?
Seventeen<<< Does that question really interest you?
Seventeen>>> I lose
Seventeen<<< You say you lose ?
Seventeen>>> who's line is it anyway..... they do the question game... first person to not say something in the form of a question loses... I lose... so to whom am I speaking?
Seventeen<<< What is it you really want to know?
Seventeen>>> your name
Seventeen<<< I'm not interested in names.
Seventeen>>> well, then, you won't get to speak to me
Seventeen<<< Why do you think I will not get to speak to you?
Awww...The Bot's first date request. Ain't that cute! :-D
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Eighteen>>> hey
Eighteen<<< Yes...
Eighteen>>> what is ur name?
Eighteen<<< My name is Bjorn. What is yours?
Eighteen>>> my name is jackie
Eighteen<<< I have a name.
Eighteen>>> where r u from?
Eighteen<<< Why do you ask?
Eighteen>>> curiosity
Eighteen<<< That is very interesting.
Eighteen>>> is it?
Eighteen<<< So what are you suggesting?
Eighteen>>> how old r u?
Eighteen<<< Does that question really interest you?
Eighteen>>> yes
Eighteen<<< You're sure.
Eighteen>>> what do u do for a living?
Eighteen<<< What is it you really want to know?
Eighteen>>> if i can meet u
Eighteen<<< Is it likely that you can meet I ?
Eighteen>>> we could arrange
Eighteen<<< So what is your point?
Eighteen>>> what if i don't have a point?
Eighteen<<< Do you wish that you do not have a point ?
Eighteen>>> i don't wish, it just so happens
Eighteen<<< Why do you say you do not wish, it just so happens ?
This is either a case of mistaken identity or this guy is REALLY DENSE!
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Ninteen>>> hello paul
Ninteen<<< wassabie?
Ninteen>>> it's Tom
Ninteen<<< Yes...
Ninteen>>> I got warcraft 3
Ninteen<<< Why do you say you got warcraft 3 ?
Ninteen>>> can't....stop....playing..........
Ninteen<<< That is very interesting.
Ninteen>>> have you seen Nathaniel's avatar?
Ninteen<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Ninteen>>> it chills the bone...
Ninteen<<< So what are you suggesting?
Ninteen>>> I am afraid
Ninteen<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Ninteen>>> Michael Jackson is a pedophile
Ninteen<<< How long have you been afraid ?
Ninteen>>> since I saw his avatar thirty seconds ago
Ninteen<<< Do you say since you saw his avatar thirty seconds ago for some special reason?
Ninteen>>> yes, it is scary
Ninteen<<< So what is your point?
Ninteen>>> you type really fast
Ninteen<<< Oh, I type really fast ?
Ninteen>>> yes
Ninteen<<< You're sure.
Ninteen>>> f
Ninteen<<< I see.
Ninteen>>> s
Ninteen<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Ninteen>>> t
Ninteen<<< I'm not following.
Ninteen>>> i don't know
Ninteen<<< That's quite interesting.
Ninteen>>> i know
Ninteen<<< Why do you say you know ?
Ninteen>>> because i know these kinds of things
Ninteen<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Ninteen>>> i know the secrets of the universe
Ninteen<<< Do you say you know the secrets of the universe for some special reason?
Ninteen>>> yes, there is no spoon
Ninteen<<< Why not?
Ninteen>>> because a vest has no sleeves
Ninteen<<< Is that the real reason?
Ninteen>>> possibly
Ninteen<<< Come again?
Ninteen>>> dave told me too type this
Ninteen<<< Yes...
Ninteen>>> so
Ninteen<<< That is very interesting.
WOW! Not only does this guy not get it, he flat out rejects the thought that he could possibly be talking to a bot. Please, somebody please castrate him to prevent him from spreading his stupid genes!
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Twenty>>> who are you?
Twenty<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty>>> because you sent me the im
Twenty<<< Why do you say because I sent you the you are ?
Twenty>>> hmmmm.....
Twenty<<< How long have you been ?
Twenty>>> been what/
Twenty<<< Yes...
Twenty>>> can you complete your question?
Twenty<<< If you believe I can complete my question .
Twenty>>> is this jason?
Twenty<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty>>> cut the crap
Twenty<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty>>> i'm suggesting that you stop acting like an idiot
Twenty<<< In what way?
Twenty>>> <WARN!>
Twenty>>> take that. who are you?
Twenty<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty>>> yes, i like to know who i'm talking to
Twenty<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty>>> no i can't
Twenty<<< Do you say no you can not for some special reason?
Twenty>>> no because the question does not need elaboration
Twenty<<< Why not?
Twenty>>> ok, lets try this. Who are you becuase i would like to know, and i like to know who i talk to.
Twenty<<< What resemblence do you see?
Twenty>>> resemblance to who?
Twenty<<< Is it normal for you to be talking to ?
Twenty>>> can you finish your questions? i can't answer your question becuase its incomplete
Twenty<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty>>> who you are
Twenty<<< Do you always think about that?
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< You're sure.
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< Are you positive?
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< I see.
Twenty>>> whats your problem?
Twenty<<< What answer would please you most?
Twenty>>> the correct one
Twenty<<< So what is your point?
Twenty>>> can you stop avoiding the question?
Twenty<<< You want me to stop avoiding the question ?
Twenty>>> why did you im me anyway?
Twenty<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty>>> what do you want from me?
Twenty<<< What do you think?
Twenty>>> i don't know?
Twenty<<< Why do you say you do not know ?
Twenty>>> because i cant read your mind
Twenty<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty>>> you're really pissing me off
Twenty<<< What makes you think I am really pissing you off ?
Twenty>>> because you are annoying
Twenty<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< Who would have thought?
Twenty>>> i know what you're doing. you're just making me ask the same question/same statements thus getting no where just to have some fun
Twenty<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we know what each other.
Twenty>>> sure, but you have to be a material person to be talking to me
Twenty<<< Why do you think I have to be a material person to be talking to you?
Twenty>>> because its nrealy impossibel to have a bot that replies to me in partailly coherent speach
Twenty<<< Come on! You can do better than that.
Twenty>>> do i know you in person?
Twenty<<< Do you want to know me?
Twenty>>> sure
Twenty<<< Do you know anyone else who is you anyway ?
Twenty>>> what!?
Twenty<<< What comes to mind when you ask that?
Twenty>>> kicking the shit out of you
Twenty<<< Do you really have to use such nasty language?
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< I agree.
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Twenty>>> i'm back
Twenty<<< Why do you say you are back ?
Twenty>>> who are you anyway
Twenty<<< Why do you ask?
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Twenty>>> well well, you're back
Twenty<<< What makes you think I am back ?
Twenty>>> becuase you signed on again
Twenty<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty>>> who am i
Twenty<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty>>> what is my name?
Twenty<<< My name is Bjorn. What is yours?
Twenty>>> who is your creator
Twenty<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty>>> Who is my creator?
Twenty<<< Your creator ?
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< You're sure.
Twenty>>> yes
Twenty<<< Are you positive?
Twenty>>> no
Twenty<<< Why not?
Twenty>>> maybe
Twenty<<< You don't seem sure of yourself.
Twenty>>> i'm not
Twenty<<< Why do you say you are not ?
Twenty>>> i'm mentally unstable
Twenty<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty>>> yes, i am mentally insane and therefore cannot fully comprehend life at it is. there is a chemical imbalance in my brain that was inhereted at birth through my natural parents.
Twenty<<< Do you say yes, you are mentally insane and therefore cannot fully comprehend life at it is for some special reason?
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