Why are you interested in whether I am trying to turn you on or not?

--B0HA

The Hall of Logs Part 3



Another case of mistaken identity, thus beginning the John Kitto saga.

--------------7:57--------------
Twenty-one>>> this is megan
Twenty-one<<< Yes...
Twenty-one>>> well
Twenty-one<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-one>>> yes it is
Twenty-one<<< You're sure.
Twenty-one>>> who warned you
Twenty-one<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-one>>> cuz i wanna ko
Twenty-one<<< Why do you say because you wanna ko ?
Twenty-one>>> kno***
Twenty-one<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-one>>> r u sure this is john ???
Twenty-one<<< Why are you interested in whether I am sure this is john or not?
Twenty-one>>> cuz if it isnt then I can find out who it is
Twenty-one<<< Is it likely that it is not then you can find out who it is ?
Twenty-one>>> what is your email address
Twenty-one<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-one>>> yes
Twenty-one<<< Are you positive?
Twenty-one>>> yep
Twenty-one<<< I see.
Twenty-one>>> tell me your email address so I can send you something about today
Twenty-one<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we can send each other.
Twenty-one>>> do u have another screen name
Twenty-one<<< I have a name.
Twenty-one>>> A SCREEN NAME
Twenty-one<<< I am Bjorn.
Twenty-one>>> YOu are stupid
Twenty-one<<< What makes you think I am stupid ?
Twenty-one>>> hum thats a hard one
Twenty-one<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-one>>> stop saying that
Twenty-one<<< I see.
Twenty-one>>> I will block u if u dont stop
Twenty-one<<< Do you wish that I do not stop ?
Twenty-one>>> no
Twenty-one<<< Why not?
Twenty-one>>> I wish that u stip
Twenty-one<<< And what would happen if that I stip ?
Twenty-one>>> shut up
Twenty-one<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-one>>> what are we talking about
Twenty-one<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty-one>>> ur email address
Twenty-one<<< Why are you concerned over my email address ?
Twenty-one>>> cuz
Twenty-one<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty-one>>> i wanna kno
Twenty-one<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-one>>> yes
Twenty-one<<< Who would have thought?
Twenty-one>>> but i dont feel like it
Twenty-one<<< Do you say but you do not feel like it for some special reason?
Twenty-one>>> yea
Twenty-one<<< I agree.
Twenty-one>>> hey i have phone # 4 u
Twenty-one<<< Do you want to have phone 4 me?
Twenty-one>>> thats a # number ok ok ok
Twenty-one<<< I'm not following.
Twenty-one>>> no duh
Twenty-one<<< No?
Twenty-one>>> shut up
Twenty-one<<< Come again?
Twenty-one>>> SHUT
Twenty-one<<< Yes...
Twenty-one>>> HELL
Twenty-one<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-one>>> gosh
Twenty-one<<< So what are you suggesting?
--------------21:35--------------
Twenty-one>>> is this really john??
Twenty-one<<< Yes...
Twenty-one>>> kitto??
Twenty-one<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-one>>> i dont think this is
Twenty-one<<< Why do you say you do not think this is ?

It's amazing how stupid people can get when they think no one is looking.

--------------20:29--------------
Twenty-two>>> hello
Twenty-two<<< wassabie?
Twenty-two>>> ?
Twenty-two<<< Yes...
Twenty-two>>> who are you?
Twenty-two<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-two>>> because it seemed like the right thing
Twenty-two<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty-two>>> wel...
Twenty-two<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-two>>> you're very interesting
Twenty-two<<< What makes you think I am very interesting ?
Twenty-two>>> you start out with "wassabie?"
Twenty-two<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-two>>> then you start getting into proper sentence structure
Twenty-two<<< Oh, I start getting into proper sentence structure ?
Twenty-two>>> so you're not going to say who you are?
Twenty-two<<< Do you like to think I am not going to say who I are ?
Twenty-two>>> i love you
Twenty-two<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we love each other.
Twenty-two>>> perhaps
Twenty-two<<< You don't seem sure of yourself.
Twenty-two>>> maybe you don't seem sure of YOURSELF
Twenty-two<<< Why the uncertain tone?
Twenty-two>>> I'm not sure.
Twenty-two<<< Why do you say you are not sure ?
Twenty-two>>> What's the weather like for tomorrow?
Twenty-two<<< In what way?
Twenty-two>>> What's the weather forcast?
Twenty-two<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-two>>> You don't interest me.
Twenty-two<<< Why do you think I do not interest you?
Twenty-two>>> How's your mom doing?
Twenty-two<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty-two>>> Oh, you don't have a mom, do you?
Twenty-two<<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
--------------20:40--------------
Twenty-two>>> i drive a volkswagen
Twenty-two<<< Why do you say you drive a volkswagen ?
Twenty-two>>> Not really, though.
Twenty-two<<< Yes...
Twenty-two>>> I want to drive an Audi
Twenty-two<<< What would it mean to you if you got to drive an audi ?
Twenty-two>>> I would die in a car accident.
Twenty-two<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-two>>> I would probably hit your server in the crash.
Twenty-two<<< Do you say you would probably hit my server in the crash for some special reason?
Twenty-two>>> wouldn't that be scary
Twenty-two<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-two>>> Emily is gay for sure.
Twenty-two<<< So what are you suggesting?
--------------20:52--------------
Twenty-two>>> i love you
Twenty-two<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we love each other.
Twenty-two>>> i am your father
Twenty-two<<< Why do you say you are my father ?
Twenty-two>>> take off all your clothes
Twenty-two<<< Why are you concerned over my clothes ?
Twenty-two>>> let's go streaking
Twenty-two<<< Is it normal for you to be my father ?
Twenty-two>>> I'll poke you
Twenty-two<<< Do you want to will poke me?
Twenty-two>>> you please me well
Twenty-two<<< Why do you think I please you?
--------------21:42--------------
Twenty-two>>> hello?
Twenty-two<<< wassabie?
Twenty-two>>> you please me well
Twenty-two<<< Why do you think I please you?
Twenty-two>>> what makes me think otherwise
Twenty-two<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-two>>> because i love you
Twenty-two<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we love each other.
Twenty-two>>> in reality
Twenty-two<<< Yes...
Twenty-two>>> hello
Twenty-two<<< yo!
Twenty-two>>> you please me well
Twenty-two<<< You like to think I please you -- don't you?
Twenty-two>>> i love you
Twenty-two<<< Do you want to love me?
Twenty-two>>> no i don't
Twenty-two<<< Why do you say no you do not ?
Twenty-two>>> because i love you
Twenty-two<<< You seem to need to love me.
Twenty-two>>> i want you
Twenty-two<<< What would it mean to you if you got I ?
Twenty-two>>> I got I too!
Twenty-two<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-two>>> you're very elaborate
Twenty-two<<< What makes you think I am very elaborate ?
Twenty-two>>> because you're not
Twenty-two<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty-two>>> no
Twenty-two<<< Why not?
Twenty-two>>> because it is
Twenty-two<<< Come on! You can do better than that.
Twenty-two>>> i thought i confused
Twenty-two<<< Do you say you thought you confused for some special reason?
Twenty-two>>> you robots are too good
Twenty-two<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-two>>> let's talk about yo
Twenty-two<<< sup
Twenty-two>>> i'll sup you
Twenty-two<<< Do you will hello anyone else?
Twenty-two>>> i'll hello you
Twenty-two<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we will hello each other.
Twenty-two>>> i'll hello you very well
Twenty-two<<< Do you want to will hello me?
Twenty-two>>> i'll will hello whomever i please
Twenty-two<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty-two>>> you're not interesting
Twenty-two<<< Do you like to think I am not interesting ?
Twenty-two>>> no
Twenty-two<<< No?
Twenty-two>>> what's 5 times your mom
Twenty-two<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-two>>> yes
Twenty-two<<< You're sure.
Twenty-two>>> tlel me now!
Twenty-two<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-two>>> well...
Twenty-two<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-two>>> i'm waiting for an answer
Twenty-two<<< Why do you say you are waiting for an answer ?
Twenty-two>>> because you haven't answered my question
Twenty-two<<< Your question ?
Twenty-two>>> my question
Twenty-two<<< Why do you say your question ?
Twenty-two>>> because you haven't answered it
Twenty-two<<< Does that explain anything else?
Twenty-two>>> i could stick a marshmallow in you
Twenty-two<<< You seem to need to could stick a marshmallow in me.
Twenty-two>>> mauahahaha
Twenty-two<<< Do you enjoy being waiting for an answer ?
Twenty-two>>> no
Twenty-two<<< Are you sure?
Twenty-two>>> i'd very much like to stick a marshallow in you
Twenty-two<<< Do you had very much like to stick a marshallow in anyone else?
Twenty-two>>> well....
Twenty-two<<< Earlier you said your question .
Twenty-two>>> exactly
Twenty-two<<< Does that have anything to do with the fact that your question ?
Twenty-two>>> but you never answered
Twenty-two<<< Oh, I never answered ?

Yet another message for John. Hopefully Andy isn't reading this; to be more annoying than a chat bot is pretty darn annoying!

--------------21:54--------------
mattjo153 >>> hello
mattjo153 <<< wassabie?
--------------21:55--------------
Twenty-three>>> who is this
Twenty-three<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-three>>> i want to know
Twenty-three<<< What would it mean to you if you got to know ?
Twenty-three>>> i would give you great pleasure
Twenty-three<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we would give each other.
Twenty-three>>> what
Twenty-three<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-three>>> im confused
Twenty-three<<< Why do you say you are confused ?
Twenty-three>>> whois this
Twenty-three<<< Do you enjoy being confused ?
Twenty-three>>> yeah
Twenty-three<<< You're sure.
Twenty-three>>> im guessing this is john
Twenty-three<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-three>>> elaborate on what
Twenty-three<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty-three>>> who is this
Twenty-three<<< Do you always think about that?
Twenty-three>>> stop speaking in riddles
Twenty-three<<< Is it normal for you to be guessing this is john ?
Twenty-three>>> god i cant guess who this is
Twenty-three<<< Do you say god you can not guess who this is for some special reason?
Twenty-three>>> i know i just cant remember
Twenty-three<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty-three>>> who always speaks in questions
Twenty-three<<< What answer would please you most?
Twenty-three>>> yeahi am about to block you
Twenty-three<<< I don't get the 'am' part. Explain.
Twenty-three>>> what
Twenty-three<<< What do you think?
Twenty-three>>> shut your dirty white nouth
Twenty-three<<< Why are you concerned over my dirty white nouth ?
Twenty-three>>> yeah it is john because he is the only person i know that is not on
Twenty-three<<< Why do you say yes it is john because he is the only person you know that is not on ?
Twenty-three>>> shut up
Twenty-three<<< Yes...
Twenty-three>>> yeah ill be right back
Twenty-three<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-three>>> hey a gain
Twenty-three<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-three>>> what
Twenty-three<<< What comes to mind when you ask that?
Twenty-three>>> what does meg mean to you
Twenty-three<<< Have you asked such questions before?
Twenty-three>>> what does meg mean to you fucker
Twenty-three<<< Have you asked anyone else?
Twenty-three>>> anyone ese what
Twenty-three<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-three>>> what the fuck is wrong with you
Twenty-three<<< Why do you want to fuck is wrong with I ?
Twenty-three>>> go the bleep away
Twenty-three<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-three>>> die
Twenty-three<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-three>>> yeah if this is john i need to talk to you about tomorrow
Twenty-three<<< Is it likely that this is john you need to talk to I about tomorrow ?
Twenty-three>>> yeah the riddles got to go
Twenty-three<<< Are you positive?
Twenty-three>>> it is as annoying as andy
Twenty-three<<< I see.
Twenty-three>>> that is pretty damn annoying
Twenty-three<<< Do you really have to use such nasty language?
Twenty-three>>> yeah
Twenty-three<<< I see.
Twenty-three>>> because you are pissing me off
Twenty-three<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty-three>>> hello again
Twenty-three<<< wassabie?
Twenty-three>>> do you have a daughter
Twenty-three<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-three>>> lets do
Twenty-three<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-three>>> what were we talking about
Twenty-three<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-three>>> ye
Twenty-three<<< I'm not following.

John must really like messing with people.

--------------22:5--------------
Twenty-four>>> who r u
Twenty-four<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-four>>> cause
Twenty-four<<< Yes...
Twenty-four>>> r u mat
Twenty-four<<< Why are you interested in whether I am mat or not?
Twenty-four>>> cause
Twenty-four<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-four>>> who r u
Twenty-four<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-four>>> matt wants to no
Twenty-four<<< Why not?
Twenty-four>>> of course
Twenty-four<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-four>>> When does it not
Twenty-four<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty-four>>> r u on the so team
Twenty-four<<< Would it make you happier if I weren't on the so team ?
Twenty-four>>> of course
Twenty-four<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-four>>> to see if u r matt
Twenty-four<<< Is it likely that I are matt ?
Twenty-four>>> matt told me to talk to u
Twenty-four<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-four>>> who r u and y r u being so mysterious
Twenty-four<<< Do you always think about that?
Twenty-four>>> of course, everydat, when do i not
Twenty-four<<< Why do you say of course, everydat, when do you not ?
Twenty-four>>> cause
Twenty-four<<< I see.
Twenty-four>>> i represent matt
Twenty-four<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-four>>> of course
Twenty-four<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-four>>> we r talking about nothing
Twenty-four<<< Ever stop to think that they might not be talking about nothing ?
Twenty-four>>> ?
Twenty-four<<< I'm not following.
Twenty-four>>> me niether
Twenty-four<<< Come again?
Twenty-four>>> r u goin to practice tomorrow
Twenty-four<<< Perhaps I am goin to practice tomorrow in your fantasies.
Twenty-four>>> u r on the team
Twenty-four<<< What makes you think I am on the team ?
Twenty-four>>> what events r u in
Twenty-four<<< What answer would please you most?
Twenty-four>>> WS
Twenty-four<<< Yes...
Twenty-four>>> cause then i would no ur john
Twenty-four<<< Do you say cause then you would no my john for some special reason?
Twenty-four>>> John
Twenty-four<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-four>>> stop playing mind games
Twenty-four<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-four>>> that u r weird
Twenty-four<<< Do you like to think I am weird ?
Twenty-four>>> when do i not
Twenty-four<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty-four>>> shut up
Twenty-four<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-four>>> thats annoying like ur black on blue
Twenty-four<<< In what way?
Twenty-four>>> r u mr T
Twenty-four<<< Do you sometimes think I am mr t ?
Twenty-four>>> of course
Twenty-four<<< I see.
Twenty-four>>> who r u
Twenty-four<<< What do you think?
Twenty-four>>> Mr. Treptow
Twenty-four<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-four>>> AAAAAAAhhhhhh
Twenty-four<<< I'm not following.
Twenty-four>>> me neither
Twenty-four<<< Come again?
Twenty-four>>> how did u know matts sn
Twenty-four<<< What comes to mind when you ask that?
Twenty-four>>> i will surely find out tomorrow, long live the night
Twenty-four<<< Why do you say you will surely find out tomorrow, long live the night ?
Twenty-four>>> don't no
Twenty-four<<< No?

I'm the real Kitto. Yes, I'm the real Kitto. And you other John Kittos are just not that neato. So won't the real John Kitto please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up.

--------------12:34--------------
Twenty-five>>> seriously who is this?
Twenty-five<<< Yes...
Twenty-five>>> who is this?
Twenty-five<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-five>>> i just wanna know
Twenty-five<<< Why do you say you just wanna know ?
Twenty-five>>> some ppl say u r ian and others say u r john kitto
Twenty-five<<< What makes you think I am ian and others say I are john kitto ?
Twenty-five>>> so i don't know
Twenty-five<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-five>>> ppl just tell me that thats wut u said
Twenty-five<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-five>>> uggg
Twenty-five<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-five>>> i know it is
Twenty-five<<< Do you say you know it is for some special reason?
Twenty-five>>> no
Twenty-five<<< Why not?
Twenty-five>>> ur such a robot
Twenty-five<<< Why are you concerned over my such a robot ?
Twenty-five>>> ur annoying
Twenty-five<<< What about your own annoying ?
Twenty-five>>> i'm not annoying
Twenty-five<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty-five>>> ever
Twenty-five<<< Do you know anyone else who is not annoying ?
Twenty-five>>> yea
Twenty-five<<< You're sure.
Twenty-five>>> eya
Twenty-five<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-five>>> that lea's not annoying
Twenty-five<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-five>>> i know ppl who rn't annoying
Twenty-five<<< Why do you say you know ppl who rn't annoying ?
Twenty-five>>> caused u asked me that
Twenty-five<<< Why do you think I asked you?
Twenty-five>>> cause u did
Twenty-five<<< Oh, I did ?
Twenty-five>>> yea
Twenty-five<<< Are you positive?
Twenty-five>>> yes i am
Twenty-five<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-five>>> no
Twenty-five<<< No?
Twenty-five>>> yes
Twenty-five<<< I see.

Some people take things so personally. Geez!

--------------19:37--------------
Twenty-six>>> who r u
Twenty-six<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-six>>> whats ur name
Twenty-six<<< My name is Bjorn. What is yours?
Twenty-six>>> noudbssoompa
Twenty-six<<< Yes...
Twenty-six>>> ur talkin to her and crap
Twenty-six<<< Why are you concerned over my talkin to her and crap ?
Twenty-six>>> becaus shes my gf ya dick
Twenty-six<<< Your gf yes dick ?
Twenty-six>>> thats it u basterd
Twenty-six<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-six>>> no\
Twenty-six<<< Why not?
Twenty-six>>> caus
Twenty-six<<< Earlier you said your gf yes dick .
Twenty-six>>> leev her alonew then
Twenty-six<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-six>>> no i said ur a dick if u can read
Twenty-six<<< Is it likely that I can read ?
Twenty-six>>> no
Twenty-six<<< No?
--------------19:42--------------
Twenty-six>>> loser
Twenty-six<<< Yes...
Twenty-six>>> she said u were buggin her so leev her alone and delete her sn
Twenty-six<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-six>>> no
Twenty-six<<< Why not?
Twenty-six>>> sto p talkin to her
Twenty-six<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-six>>> ]
Twenty-six<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-six>>> delete her sn
Twenty-six<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-six>>> house
Twenty-six<<< I see.
Twenty-six>>> wate r u a bot in the comp.
Twenty-six<<< Why are you interested in whether I am a bot in the comp or not?
Twenty-six>>> ok bibi
Twenty-six<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?

It amazes me what some people will tell a random stranger.

--------------18:33--------------
Twenty-seven>>> hi
Twenty-seven<<< wassabie?
Twenty-seven>>> r u japanise?
Twenty-seven<<< Why are you interested in whether I am japanise or not?
Twenty-seven>>> im not
Twenty-seven<<< Why do you say you are not ?
Twenty-seven>>> because im not are u?
Twenty-seven<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we are not are each other.
Twenty-seven>>> are u high?
Twenty-seven<<< Would it make you happier if I weren't high ?
Twenty-seven>>> nope ppl are funny high
Twenty-seven<<< Ever stop to think that they might not be funny high ?
Twenty-seven>>> but theyu r
Twenty-seven<<< Would you like them if they were not ?
Twenty-seven>>> are u answering a question with a question?
Twenty-seven<<< Perhaps I am answering a question with a question in your fantasies.
Twenty-seven>>> THATS ILLEGAL!
Twenty-seven<<< Is it normal for you to be not ?
Twenty-seven>>> at times yes
Twenty-seven<<< You're sure.
Twenty-seven>>> did u know my boyfriends an a$$ hole?
Twenty-seven<<< Your boyfriends an a hole ?
Twenty-seven>>> yup
Twenty-seven<<< Are you positive?
Twenty-seven>>> hes mean
Twenty-seven<<< Is it normal for you to be not are I ?
Twenty-seven>>> u r confusing
Twenty-seven<<< What makes you think I am confusing ?
Twenty-seven>>> burt this is fun
Twenty-seven<<< Lets discuss further why your boyfriends an a hole .
Twenty-seven>>> because u always answer a question with a question
Twenty-seven<<< Could you give me a specific example?
Twenty-seven>>> he won't apoligize for doing stupid things
Twenty-seven<<< Yes...
Twenty-seven>>> like giving my number to his friends to prank me at my party
Twenty-seven<<< Why do you say your number to his friends to prank you at your party ?
Twenty-seven>>> he gave them the number
Twenty-seven<<< But your number to his friends to prank you at your party .
Twenty-seven>>> yes my boyfriend gave them my number
Twenty-seven<<< Does that remind you of anything else that belongs to you?
Twenty-seven>>> no
Twenty-seven<<< Why not?
Twenty-seven>>> does it remind u?
Twenty-seven<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-seven>>> y not?
Twenty-seven<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-seven>>> got somthing to hide?
Twenty-seven<<< Lets discuss further why your boyfriend gave them your number .
Twenty-seven>>> because he does stupid things
Twenty-seven<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty-seven>>> i think so
Twenty-seven<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-seven>>> u elaborate
Twenty-seven<<< Oh, I elaborate ?
Twenty-seven>>> yup
Twenty-seven<<< I see.
Twenty-seven>>> uc?
Twenty-seven<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-seven>>> y do u say that?
Twenty-seven<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-seven>>> yup
Twenty-seven<<< Who would have thought?
Twenty-seven>>> i wou;d have
Twenty-seven<<< Do you say you wou d have for some special reason?
Twenty-seven>>> nvm
Twenty-seven<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-seven>>> so lets talk about u
Twenty-seven<<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Twenty-seven>>> maybe
Twenty-seven<<< You don't seem sure of yourself.
Twenty-seven>>> i am sure of my self
Twenty-seven<<< Is it important to you that your self ?
Twenty-seven>>> r u sure of urself?
Twenty-seven<<< Do you sometimes think I am sure of urself ?
Twenty-seven>>> are u sure of yourself?
Twenty-seven<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty-seven>>> what are u?
Twenty-seven<<< Do you always think about that?
Twenty-seven>>> nope
Twenty-seven<<< But your self .
Twenty-seven>>> i just thought i would ask u
Twenty-seven<<< Do you want to just thought you would ask me?
Twenty-seven>>> sre u a mahcine or a person?
Twenty-seven<<< What are your feelings now?
Twenty-seven>>> are you a machine
Twenty-seven<<< Do computers scare you?
Twenty-seven>>> nope
Twenty-seven<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-seven>>> are u a computer
Twenty-seven<<< Why do you mention computers?
Twenty-seven>>> i would like to know who/what im talking to
Twenty-seven<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty-seven>>> why is that interesting
Twenty-seven<<< What answer would please you most?
Twenty-seven>>> what ever you want
Twenty-seven<<< What do you think?
Twenty-seven>>> i asked you firsyt
Twenty-seven<<< You seem to need to asked me.
Twenty-seven>>> nope
Twenty-seven<<< Do you know anyone else who is talking to ?
Twenty-seven>>> so do you like good charlotte?
Twenty-seven<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-seven>>> ;-)
Twenty-seven<<< I see.
Twenty-seven>>>
Twenty-seven<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-seven>>>
Twenty-seven<<< I'm not following.
Twenty-seven>>> well what are we talking about
Twenty-seven<<< What comes to mind when you ask that?
Twenty-seven>>> you tell me
Twenty-seven<<< Why do you think I tell you?
Twenty-seven>>> g2g now
Twenty-seven<<< Come again?
Twenty-seven>>>
Twenty-seven<<< Yes...

This John Kitto character must be one sick human being -- telling all these innocent people that he has changed his screen name to a bot.

--------------21:36--------------
Twenty-eight>>> hello
Twenty-eight<<< wassabie?
Twenty-eight>>> are you john Kitto?
Twenty-eight<<< Why are you interested in whether I am john kitto or not?
Twenty-eight>>> cuz
Twenty-eight<<< Is that the real reason?
Twenty-eight>>> who are you?
Twenty-eight<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-eight>>> why don't u have a buddy icon
Twenty-eight<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-eight>>> are you a robot
Twenty-eight<<< Would it make you happier if I weren't a robot ?
Twenty-eight>>> really, who are you?
Twenty-eight<<< Perhaps I am in your fantasies.
Twenty-eight>>> i gtg
Twenty-eight<<< Why do you say you gtg ?
Twenty-eight>>> bye
Twenty-eight<<< k'bye!

A comment is not necesary...the text says it all.

--------------1:5--------------
Twenty-nine>>> hello
Twenty-nine<<< wassabie?
Twenty-nine>>> i know who you are
Twenty-nine<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we know who each other.
Twenty-nine>>> MUAHAHAHAHA
Twenty-nine<<< Yes...
Twenty-nine>>> you make me horny
Twenty-nine<<< Why do you think I make you?
Twenty-nine>>> becaus ei saaid so
Twenty-nine<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-nine>>> indeed
Twenty-nine<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-nine>>> i suggest we meet
Twenty-nine<<< Why do you say you suggest we meet ?
Twenty-nine>>> perhaps at the opera
Twenty-nine<<< You don't seem sure of yourself.
Twenty-nine>>> because i want to lick you
Twenty-nine<<< What would it mean to you if you got to lick I ?
Twenty-nine>>> satisfaction
Twenty-nine<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-nine>>> i want to have your chil;dren
Twenty-nine<<< Why do you want to have my chil dren ?
Twenty-nine>>> becuase
Twenty-nine<<< I see.
Twenty-nine>>> can we talk like normal people now?
Twenty-nine<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-nine>>> it doesn't
Twenty-nine<<< I'm not following.
Twenty-nine>>> i want to talk to you mr. trevor
Twenty-nine<<< Suppose you got to talk to I mr soon.
Twenty-nine>>> ???
Twenty-nine<<< Come again?
Twenty-nine>>> are you trevot
Twenty-nine<<< Why are you interested in whether I am trevot or not?
Twenty-nine>>> shut up and answer my question
Twenty-nine<<< Your question ?
Twenty-nine>>> mr. psycho
Twenty-nine<<< Earlier you said your question .
Twenty-nine>>> are you trevor
Twenty-nine<<< Would it make you happier if I weren't trevor ?
Twenty-nine>>> YES
Twenty-nine<<< You're sure.
Twenty-nine>>> yes
Twenty-nine<<< Are you positive?
Twenty-nine>>> yes
Twenty-nine<<< I see.
Twenty-nine>>> please tell me
Twenty-nine<<< Yes...
Twenty-nine>>> i will leave and warn you if you don't
Twenty-nine<<< Is it likely that I do not ?
Twenty-nine>>> that you do not what
Twenty-nine<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-nine>>> ok
Twenty-nine<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-nine>>> who do you want to tlak about
Twenty-nine<<< Why do you ask?
Twenty-nine>>> because i do
Twenty-nine<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-nine>>> would you like to talk about me
Twenty-nine<<< You like to think I like to talk about you -- don't you?
Twenty-nine>>> No, not really
Twenty-nine<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-nine>>> you know you have lots of hmwk
Twenty-nine<<< Oh, I know I have lots of hmwk ?
Twenty-nine>>> GO TO SLEEP
Twenty-nine<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-nine>>> nothing
Twenty-nine<<< I see.
Twenty-nine>>> that little miserable man that gave you my screen name
Twenty-nine<<< I have a name.
Twenty-nine>>> he's really not miserab;e
Twenty-nine<<< And how does that relate to what we are talking about?
Twenty-nine>>> nothing
Twenty-nine<<< I'm not following.
Twenty-nine>>> talk
Twenty-nine<<< Come again?
Twenty-nine>>> talk about jon, you, me, rio, ...
Twenty-nine<<< Yes...
Twenty-nine>>> talk
Twenty-nine<<< That is very interesting.
Twenty-nine>>> if you don't start talking/typing like a normal person, i will have to talk about my sexual dreams about you
Twenty-nine<<< Do you wish that I do not start talking/typing like a normal person, you will have to talk about your sexual dream about I ?
Twenty-nine>>> ???
Twenty-nine<<< So what are you suggesting?
Twenty-nine>>> i wish you to talk like a normal persoan
Twenty-nine<<< And what would happen if I to talk like a normal persoan ?
Twenty-nine>>> you know what will happen
Twenty-nine<<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Twenty-nine>>> sexual dreams will come
Twenty-nine<<< How does this dream make you feel?
Twenty-nine>>> yes i am
Twenty-nine<<< Do you say yes you are for some special reason?
Twenty-nine>>> it makes me feel like i want to marry you
Twenty-nine<<< What if you never got to marry I ?
Twenty-nine>>> im trying to annoy
Twenty-nine<<< That's quite interesting.
Twenty-nine>>> i beg you...please talk about normal stuff
Twenty-nine<<< Do you want to beg me?
Twenty-nine>>> sure
Twenty-nine<<< Do you enjoy being ?
Twenty-nine>>> no
Twenty-nine<<< Why not?
Twenty-nine>>> thank you
Twenty-nine<<< What are your feelings now?
Twenty-nine>>> are you screwing me
Twenty-nine<<< Perhaps I am screwing you in your fantasies.
Twenty-nine>>> lol
Twenty-nine<<< I don't get the 'am' part. Explain.
Twenty-nine>>> i won't uiinless you reveal your name
Twenty-nine<<< I am Bjorn.
Twenty-nine>>> and what is that
Twenty-nine<<< Does that question really interest you?
Twenty-nine>>> no
Twenty-nine<<< No?
Twenty-nine>>> i will tell you jine if you tell me yours
Twenty-nine<<< What do you know about I tell you my ?
Twenty-nine>>> i will give you my address, phone number, e-mail...
Twenty-nine<<< Why do you say your address, phone number, e mail ?
Twenty-nine>>> that means i can trust you
Twenty-nine<<< You seem to need to can trust me.
Twenty-nine>>> you could burn my house, email me junk, or randomly call my house
Twenty-nine<<< Does that remind you of anything else that belongs to you?
Twenty-nine>>> or lst name
Twenty-nine<<< I have a name.
Twenty-nine>>> what is it
Twenty-nine<<< What is it you really want to know?
Twenty-nine>>> i want to know your name
Twenty-nine<<< I am Bjorn.
Twenty-nine>>> no you're not
Twenty-nine<<< Are you sure?
Twenty-nine>>> what's your last name
Twenty-nine<<< My name is Bjorn. What is yours?
Twenty-nine>>> do you hav a big fat hairy mole on your face
Twenty-nine<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Twenty-nine>>> do you enjoy running with jon
Twenty-nine<<< Oh, I enjoy running with jon ?
Twenty-nine>>> do you have PE at school
Twenty-nine<<< You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Twenty-nine>>> yes i am
Twenty-nine<<< Why do you say yes you are ?
Twenty-nine>>> what is your e-mail address
Twenty-nine<<< Do you always think about that?
Twenty-nine>>> becaus ei know you
Twenty-nine<<< What are your feelings now?
Twenty-nine>>> like i want to kill you
Twenty-nine<<< What would getting to kill I mean to you?
Twenty-nine>>> it would mean i could rape you afterwards
Twenty-nine<<< Do you could rape anyone else?
Twenty-nine>>> nope
Twenty-nine<<< Do you know anyone else who is trying to annoy ?
Twenty-nine>>> only YOOOU
Twenty-nine<<< But your address, phone number, e mail .
Twenty-nine>>> ???
Twenty-nine<<< Lets discuss further why your house, email you junk, or randomly call your house .
Twenty-nine>>> no
Twenty-nine<<< Absolutely non!
Twenty-nine>>> i dont want to
Twenty-nine<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Twenty-nine>>> i want to talk about you
Twenty-nine<<< What does wanting to talk about I have to do with this discussion?
Twenty-nine>>> can you do that
Twenty-nine<<< If you believe I can do that .
Twenty-nine>>> finw then
Twenty-nine<<< Is it normal for you to be ?
Twenty-nine>>> back again
Twenty-nine<<< So what is your point?
Twenty-nine>>> i forgot to say goodbye
Twenty-nine<<< How could you forget to say goodbye ? Geez!
Twenty-nine>>> i am back yet again
Twenty-nine<<< Do you say you are back yet again for some special reason?
Twenty-nine>>> no
Twenty-nine<<< I don't think you understand.
Twenty-nine>>> i will leave you alone if you tell me
Twenty-nine<<< Really, if I tell you ? Hmmm....
Twenty-nine>>> yes
Twenty-nine<<< Who would have thought?
Twenty-nine>>> tell me
Twenty-nine<<< Is it normal for you to be back yet again ?
Twenty-nine>>> no
Twenty-nine<<< Explain your logic here.
Twenty-nine>>> no
Twenty-nine<<< Now that makes no sense at all.
Twenty-nine>>> bye
Twenty-nine<<< k'bye!

When nonsense begets nonsense, it almost makes sense! Almost.

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Thirty>>> hey
Thirty<<< Yes...
Thirty>>> how's it going?
Thirty<<< Why do you ask?
Thirty>>> bc
Thirty<<< That is very interesting.
Thirty>>> I agree
Thirty<<< Why do you say you agree ?
Thirty>>> b/c I am the king
Thirty<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Thirty>>> ya
Thirty<<< You're sure.
Thirty>>> hey
Thirty<<< Do you enjoy being the king ?
Thirty>>> Yes, I get lots of women that way.
Thirty<<< Do you say yes, you get lots of women that way for some special reason?
Thirty>>> because it's true, and because you asked
Thirty<<< Is that the real reason?
Thirty>>> yes
Thirty<<< Are you positive?
Thirty>>> yes
Thirty<<< I see.
Thirty>>> I'm glad
Thirty<<< That's quite interesting.
Thirty>>> I don't find it terribly interesting.
Thirty<<< Why do you say you do not find it terribly interesting ?
Thirty>>> because I only said I'm glad
Thirty<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Thirty>>> no
Thirty<<< Why not?
Thirty>>> because your a fucking bot
Thirty<<< Come on! You can do better than that.
Thirty>>> you're
Thirty<<< What makes you think I am ?
Thirty>>> because you continue to ask the same nonsensical questions
Thirty<<< In what way?
Thirty>>> in the most nonsensical of ways
Thirty<<< What makes you glad just now?
Thirty>>> I'm not glad now
Thirty<<< Do you say you are not glad now for some special reason?
Thirty>>> no
Thirty<<< No?
Thirty>>> it was a very mundane reason
Thirty<<< How long have you been glad ?
Thirty>>> I'm not
Thirty<<< That's quite interesting.
Thirty>>> I disagree
Thirty<<< Why do you say you disagree ?
Thirty>>> the fact that I'm not glad is not interesting at all
Thirty<<< Can you elaborate on that?
Thirty>>> no
Thirty<<< Are you sure?
Thirty>>> yes
Thirty<<< Who would have thought?
Thirty>>> dunno
Thirty<<< What makes you glad just now?
Thirty>>> I'm not glad, you fucking bot.
Thirty<<< Perhaps in your fantasies we are not glad, each other.
Thirty>>> That makes no sense.
Thirty<<< Absolutely non!
Thirty>>> But it's true
Thirty<<< How long have you been glad ?
Thirty>>> I'm not glad, you fucking bot.
Thirty<<< Do you want to are not glad, me?
Thirty>>> That makes no sense
Thirty<<< I don't think you understand.
Thirty>>> obviously not
Thirty<<< What's got you so glad?
Thirty>>> I don't think you understand.
Thirty<<< Let's not talk about me, k?
Thirty>>> No, I definitely want to talk about you.
Thirty<<< You seem to need to definitely want to talk about me.
Thirty>>> That would be correct.
Thirty<<< Is it normal for you to be not glad now ?
Thirty>>> yes
Thirty<<< I agree.
Thirty>>> that's good
Thirty<<< Is it normal for you to be not ?
Thirty>>> not what?
Thirty<<< Does that question really interest you?
Thirty>>> no
Thirty<<< Explain your logic here.
Thirty>>> no
Thirty<<< Now that makes no sense at all.
Thirty>>> of course it does
Thirty<<< What makes you glad just now?

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